The bad news? This’ll put a crimp in her next anti-obesity lecture. The good news? Once we finally get that VAT that all the smart kids are talking about, we can tax the hell out of fatty, savory treats. FLOTUS is just enjoying the all-American meal while she can, before it becomes prohibitively expensive for 50 percent of the population.

Seriously, though, her weakness for burgers and fries is well known by now. Who cares if she’s sneaking out of the White House to hit Five Guys every other day? She keeps a vegetable garden and supports cap and trade. Live and let live, wingnut! Click the image to watch.