Yeah, this actually qualifies as postworthy today. We’re wandering through a news desert with no oasis in sight, my friends. This is Blogageddon.

“You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body,” Luann Haley, 45, said to the leader of the free world, with cameras capturing every moment as the president made an unannounced stop at Duff’s Famous Wings for a quick bite to eat.

Obama responded with a big hug, which made Haley swoon. (“He gave me a squeeze,” she said afterward.) And Obama reminded her that Michelle — his wife — would be watching on television.

“That’s alright,” Haley said.

I searched in vain for video of the come-on heard ’round the world and thought I’d finally found it at ABC. Alas: It’s a head fake. There is indeed footage of The One ordering wings ‘n things at the restaurant in Buffalo where it all went down, but unless I missed it, the “hottie” remark wasn’t caught on camera. Which is odd. Isn’t every waking moment of this guy’s life recorded on tape? He has his own propaganda department and everything!

Worth watching anyway, if only to see the waitress remain remarkably chill while making chitchat with POTUS.