Via Breitbart, this is the sound my heart made yesterday at around 2:45. It’s also the closest we’ll ever get to a new Chris Farley sketch. Seriously, close your eyes and tell me it doesn’t sound at certain points like ol’ Matt Foley watching the market implode on a ticker in his van down by the river.
For the record, yesterday’s Dow Jones bungee jump was apparently not the result of “fat finger” error so much as program trading gone wild. That’s … good, I guess?