Bombshell: It wasn't a cigarette that that Qatari diplomat was smoking on the plane

An instant classic via Mediaite. Can we now safely conclude that al-Madadi wasn’t aiding and abetting that jailed AQ operative he was traveling to see? That’s not to suggest that drugs and jihad are mutually exclusive, of course; on the contrary, they’re the very lifeblood of the Taliban. But being mistaken for a terrorist after doing a hit of weed in an airplane bathroom? That sounds like a lost scene from “Harold & Kumar,” not “Obsession.”

Exit question: Does Shep really not know what a “one-hitter” is? Let’s poll it!