Actually, that’s not accurate. What she’s sad about is the fact that the meanies in the state government won’t pick a few extra dollars off their magic money tree and give those poor kids the hot lunches they deserve. Not a thought is spared, needless to say, for why budget cuts are needed in the first place or what role California’s sainted unions might play in that equation. Matt Welch supplies some essential background, but even he never gets around to the crucial question posed here: Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger hate children?

Welch also calls this one of the five worst things ever filmed. Really? More so than every other political video Funny or Die’s ever put out?