Via Ace, a clinic in how to build a comedy sketch around photoshops. Photoshops that are realistic enough, in fact, to have apparently convinced a certain news mega-site that shall remain nameless — or not — that this was for real.

Nothing says suave, my friends, like a beautiful woman on one’s arm, a glass of Hennessy in one’s hand, and bon mots about Indians working at 7-Eleven coming out of one’s mouth.