Video: The worst play in football history

To cleanse the palate, operatic human tragedy courtesy of the hottest video on the web. Only one thing could have made my own epic athletic failure as a child burn more intensely than it did, and that’s having it preserved on YouTube for the cackling amusement of the entire country. Weep for this poor lamebrained kid.

Exit question: Is this a metaphor for ObamaCare and 2010? The GOP no longer has the strength to kick even squib field goals on policy, but if Barry’s stupid enough to try to spike the ball with a health-care bill that nobody likes, well…