From last night’s “D.C.’s Funniest Celebrity” contest, it’s Austan Goolsbee in the second-funniest performance he’s ever given. Skip the first 1:50, which is all intro, and settle in for a 10-minute reprise of Kevin Nealon’s “Subliminal Man” bit from SNL. Highlights: A goof on Birtherism at around 2:40, some self-mockery about Marx and Trotsky at 3:30, and finally a minute’s worth of material on Republican governors at 8:30. I’m sure he doesn’t really think Palin will be arrested before 2012. Or does he?