Video: Van Jones does his crackhead impression, offers deep thoughts about Columbine

Two goodies from Breitbart to cleanse the palate in case you haven’t seen them already on Drudge. Fun fact about our “green jobs” czar: Like everyone else, he can’t define what a “green job” is. Between that and his nuanced approach to signing documents before carefully reading them, he’s exactly the guy we want to be in charge of $30 billion of stimulus money.

The first clip is the more cartoonish of the two but I prefer the second, just because it captures a moment of vintage leftist faux profundity. Try to imagine, say, Mike Huckabee expounding on how suburban white kids shoot up schools because they’re not getting enough love, and how it’s incumbent upon us to think more deeply about evil.