So says the girl from Tennessee who’s covered with garish tattoos. Sigh.

Our straight male readers may consider this further proof of the cardinal rule of atheism: Anyone you worship is bound to let you down eventually.

The “Transformers” bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates — reluctantly — what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”

Like Karl says, at least she’s consistent. Bartering with Megatron is precisely what a lefty would do. (Without preconditions!) I guess it’s comforting to know at least that she has a long career in Hollywood ahead of her. Exit question one: How seriously should we take the opinion of a woman who could have any man in the world and settles for the nerd from “90210”? Exit question two: “Transformers” boycott? Eh, I’ll believe it when I see it. You’re not saying no to those cutoffs, dude.