Tips have been trickling in about this one for weeks and now it’s gone full-blown viral with more than a million views. Cute stuff, and I like the bit about Abe Lincoln, but … a million views? Is there some great hidden demand for softball “Candyman” parodies out there that I’m not aware of?

Also, I know we’re supposed to laugh at the lines “Who can take tomorrow / Spend it all today,” but their stark truth gave me chills. Chills, I tell you.