Via Breitbart, it’s the story she was born to cover. Okay, the other story she was born to cover.

If you think this sounds stupid in concept, wait until you hear the actual narration. Hopefully Olby will have her on tonight to delve further into this important breaking news, no doubt in between segments with Michael Musto bantering about what gutter trash Carrie Prejean is for posing topless or whatever. Note too that The One ponied up and bought for some of the press corps too. How sweet to see unrequited love finally returned.