Video: Awesome super-president makes guy faint with the power of his oratory

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational TOTUS. Jedi mind trick or something more mundane? This did happen a lot during the campaign; he appears to have it down to some sort of science. Let’s hope he hits Ahmadinejad — who’s borrowed his campaign slogan, do note — with a little Obama Fu at their inevitable first joint press conference. “These are the centrifuges you’re looking for.”

Was this really taped at FBI headquarters? It sounds like a concert with the women squealing and shouting.