The most touchingly pure expression of Obama cultist devotion since Peggy Joseph declared her mortgage troubles over. Besides, she’s right, isn’t she? Maryland may be behind California in the bailout line, but pretty soon everyone will get theirs. Our permanent state of emergency guarantees it.

Think of it this way: If the risen Christ descended from the sky tomorrow, your interest in the federal deficit would wane pretty quickly. That’s what we’re looking at here. Click the image to watch.