Heart-ache video: The media's unrequited love for Obama

They compliment him. They send him flowers. They make time for the little things, like asking him how his day was. Most of all, they listen.

But all he wants is his waffle.

Behold the agony of the jilted admirer, lovestruck even in the teeth of rejection. Exit question: Is the media the ultimate beta male? Click the image to watch.