Election Day: Calrissian versus Palpatine

Easy call. Too many questionable associations in Lando’s past — Han for starters, plus this guy just looks shifty — and too many gaffes by Chewbacca, who at times has sounded incoherent. Luckily for Calrissian, there’s no Bradley effect in space. Unluckily for Calrissian, there may be a Wookiee effect.

Do you really want Chewie a heartbeat away? I ask you.