A quickie to clear the mind and the palate on this slow news Tuesday. No one was arrested because the cops had to rejoin the motorcade, but they’re looking for suspects.

After you’re done, have a look at this — which I’ve seen flagged by no one except Ben Smith, who, as a commenter notes, treats it as an almost quaint example of New York culture — and ponder the cable news reaction if some righty group ran a similar graphic of The One.