Of the crime of being a brunette with glasses who wears her hair up, she stands guilty as charged. Has it come to this, my friends? Has Palin-hate now metastasized to the point where merely looking like her is sufficient to warrant nasty voicemails? Or is this actually a case of fanatic Palin supporters haranguing this poor woman for not being the moose-hunting superheroine she should, by all rights, be?

It seems cruel to tease you with imitation ‘Cuda without a dose of the real thing, so below this vid you’ll find a quickie segment about Palin’s foreign-policy whirlwind today. They almost managed to conceal the snark.