Video: The 430 demographic groups that will decide the election

The Facebook Masturbators are a perennial battleground, but is McCain seriously going to contest the Wes Anderson Dipsh*ts? If ever there was a demographic tailor made for Snobama, that’s it.

He’s taking public funding; resources are limited. Better to concede them and put what he’s got into winning Dinty Moore Dads.

Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election