Too good to check: Police set to use "crap cannon" on Democratic convention protesters

Cooler than the “voice of God ray”, not as cool as the gay bomb. If even one mewling Hillary supporter dumps in his pants, it’ll be worth it.

Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon – known as the “crap cannon” – that might be unleashed against them.

Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily…

Dr. Roger Schwenke – an expert acoustician who appeared on the Discovery Channel’s “Mythbusters” in 2004 to test the phenomenon – told there is no scientific evidence that proves such frequencies cause involuntary defecation…

But Schwenke acknowledged the low-frequency exposure did cause an adverse effect [in an experiment]. Several people — including himself — reported “abdominal discomfort,” he said, “which was easily alleviated by moving a moderate distance away from the source.”

You know Fox is going to have Geraldo live on the scene, reporting on the convention. Imagine it.

Update (Ed): South Park did an entire episode on the “Brown Note” from season 8. Here’s a clip from it, after the boys unleash it during the largest recorder concert in human history, led by Yoko Ono and Kenny G:

I never thought anyone took this seriously, but then again, no one ever went broke underestimating the rationality of the fringe Left.