Good news: Totally convincing alien captured on tape

Drudge had the link yesterday so it must be true. The tape reportedly runs three minutes, but alas, the screening was limited to reporters — for real, not in a Mike Huckabee “limited to reporters, but feel free to videotape it yourselves” sort of way. All we have to go on is the screencap … and, perhaps, this curious clip, which obviously isn’t from the same shot as the ‘cap but appeared on YouTube this very day and does bear some striking similarities.

Dude, I think it’s real.