A groove for primary day as Indianans and North Carolinians “throw it up.” Tedious and lyrically retarded but also a stylistic breakthrough, retaining the basic chanting structure that characterizes all hymns to the Prince of Peace while laying on an infectious, upbeat riff (swiped from Ice Cube, if I’m not mistaken). Ain’t no party like a Democratic party; just ask Chris Matthews and MSNBC.

Exit question: Any chance at all of a Hillary upset in Carolina today? Exit answer: No.