I could excuse the first single as an endearing, if awful, attempt to pay homage. But a second single? It can only be a false-flag operation, mounted by left-wing operatives to cripple Maverick through the sheer awfulness of the production. Let the cry go forth: I call shenanigans.

What we need is a tone-deaf all-male supergroup to do N Sync-ish Obama-themed versions of 80s classics. I’m in, and doubtless Ace will join; who else?