Video: "Super Pii Pii Brothers"

As featured at ThinkGeek on, ahem, April Fool’s Day, it’s easily the finest urine-based game I’ve ever seen. No worries if your console doesn’t come equpped: The Wii phallus comes included. Quote: “Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.” Good for you, in other words — much like the Wii Fit — but with an excretory angle.

Now that we’ve dispatched with that, let’s get to the real purpose of this post: Anyone in the audience work for Nintendo and/or know where I can find the console on sale? The boss is an addict and has convinced me of its virtues but there are none to be had, even in NYC. It’s time to make this traffic pay off. Anyone? Bueller?