The first episode was a PR disaster, duly parlayed by our heroine into a raft of media appearances and, inevitably, the coveted Playboy spread. The second episode went nowhere but raised enough doubts about an anti-hottie conspiracy to darken the mind of even the most stalwart Ron Paul hater. Now this. Why does Southwest hate teh hotness?

Or do they? Just wait.

They know the Internet’s going to carry this story. So this time they’re not taking it lying down.