She burbles the pain in all our hearts. Well, no, not quite: Before you crown her True Voice of Conservatism, remember that this is the same woman who once tore up her membership in a party she didn’t belong to and later accused Geraldo Rivera of being, ahem, “racist against the American citizen” (while also repeating the old smear about his birth name). If you want overwrought heart-ache about McCain, stick with Coulter or Glenn Beck (whose “enabler” metaphor admittedly isn’t inapt).