Video: The obligatory "Tom Cruise/it's come to this" post

To answer the eternal question of whether he really is “that guy” he always plays in movies: Yep. Sure is.

Also an “authority on the mind,” don’tcha know.

Viewing this as an atheist and knowing that he might have an easier time with the electorate as a candidate than Hitchens would is, needless to say, bittersweet. Click the image to watch.

Update: If you’re pressed for time, at least watch the part starting about a third of the way through where he starts laughing. Then keep going to where he talks about how he wishes he could go on vacation.