Video: President Petraeus?

The party’s hopelessly fractured. In search of a uniter, not a divider, we follow a time-honored American tradition by turning our gaze to the military icon of the moment. Alas, my friends, that gaze is not returned.

It’s just as well. He’s got a lot of work ahead of him in Diyala. Exit question: What’s America’s “Christian leader” going to do when his supporters find out he’s taken money from firms involved in embryonic stem-cell research?