A double shot of idiocy, presented for two reasons. First, everyone but everyone enjoys stories of freaky deaky giant animals. And second, we’re bound to have a few readers who’ll not only claim to know people who’ve seen these things but will play it off as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. “Thirty-foot bird with the face of a man? Shoot, my uncle used to have one stuffed and mounted in his den.”

Ain’t nothing like Saturday blogging. Click the images to watch.