Demographics, econuttery, conscientious infanticide — it’s the column he was born to write. Indeed, some of the Cornerites are already licking their chops in anticipation. The clip’s too quick and dirty to give us many hints, but even money says we’re looking at a “one suicide cult will replace another” thesis.

Exit question: What’s with that police-lineup backdrop? Get the man a leather chair and a pipe, for god’s sake.

Update: Says Bloodthirsty Liberal, “‘It’s the column he was born to write’? It’s the book he did write!”