It’s an open-source iPhone, capable of running even more tricked-out crap applications you’ll show off to your friends once and then never use again. Attention, chump suckas: the line forms to the left.

The clip’s worth watching, though, for Sergey Brin, whose performance here perhaps reveals the inspiration for the name of this software platform. He’s like Keanu but with even less poise around a Teleprompter. And 100 times as much money in the bank.