I feel about this the way I do about the Iranian military pageant from this morning: impressed by the planning and logistics, but ultimately nauseated by the content. Submitted for your disapproval: the detritus of American culture, compacted into a three-and-a-half minute block like a crappy old car in a junkyard compressor.

Ed Driscoll says he liked this better the first time he saw it, but I got 90% of the references in that earlier clip and maybe 20% here. Give ’em credit: these boys did their homework.