I said I wasn’t going to do it but I couldn’t resist. In sequence: Fred smacks Mitt, Fred smacks Rudy, Rudy smacks Fred, Fred smacks Rudy back, Rudy smacks Fred back, McCain smacks Mitt, Mitt politely declines to smack McCain, McCain smacks the hell out of Mitt, Mitt politely declines to smack McCain again, Mitt smacks Hillary.

The winner? Chris Wallace, for fanning this brushfire.