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According to local officials, the Bayer Aspirin Company will be deploying a nationwide mass mailing ad campaign that seems a little “misguided.”
Between May 20 and May 29, the Aspirin Company will be sending out 178,000 envelopes. Of those envelopes, 33,561 will contain a sample of Bayer Aspirin Crystals, which is a white powder.
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Add Bayer to the DHS right-wing extremist list.
txag92 on May 29, 2009 at 9:23 PM
perfect! +100
homesickamerican on May 29, 2009 at 9:25 PM
Im sure that Obama will add teabags to the terrorist threat list as well.
William Amos on May 29, 2009 at 9:30 PM
But what if children open these packages, hundreds of them?!
Think of the children!
keep the change on May 29, 2009 at 9:30 PM
What’s in the rest of the envelopes?
zmdavid on May 29, 2009 at 9:31 PM
The new tax on Asperin passed by Obama ?
William Amos on May 29, 2009 at 9:36 PM
…from the stars behind such hits as Zyklon B. Sheesh.
Kid from Brooklyn on May 29, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Silly dumb.
Weight of Glory on May 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Bayer will be distributing those from the back of a U-Haul outside the Federal Building.
Ronnie on May 29, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Not a bad strategy. Receiving an envelope full of white powder will give you both a headache AND the cure at the same time!
DrAllecon on May 30, 2009 at 1:25 AM
thats smart.
blatantblue on May 30, 2009 at 7:46 AM
Guess America really has “moved on” from 9/11.
amkun on May 30, 2009 at 8:23 AM