A Visit From Starmer's 'Have You Accepted Labour As Your Lord and Savior' Goons

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Sir 'Two Tier' Keir Starmer, the Labour Party's authoritarian prime minister of England, continues to cover himself in dystopian glory with his utter disdain for the formerly revered rights of his fellow Englishmen.

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As his party's miserable performance continues sinking the economy and destroying what's left of the British standard of living...

...Starmer is becoming increasingly shrill, defensive, and a danger to the British people as Nigel Farage's Reform UK Party surges to fill the sanity void.

Strip and rip freedoms away as Brits wake up and seemingly find themselves a little less British and independent nearly every other day, thanks to Starmer's authoritarian tendencies.

On Saturday, what's assumed to have been a little bit of Starmer preemptive performance art was 'leaked' to the papers, as many are expecting it was meant to be. In the letter ostensibly to his cabinet, the PM tells them not to look down their noses at the working class anymore.

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Starmer graciously deigns to entertain 'working class' concerns to a certain extent and explains to their tiny peasant brains through this 'letter' mechanism where they've gone wrong about Labour and their plans for the country. He is willing to politely acknowledge some small interpretive mistakes that may have been made by his government - nothing they can't fix.

Keir Starmer tells cabinet to stop looking down on working-class voters

Labour must stop looking down on voters and start taking fears over immigration seriously, Sir Keir Starmer has told his cabinet, adding that politicians had been too scared to say some people claiming asylum were not genuinely fleeing persecution.

In a letter to his ministers, seen by The Times, the prime minister said politicians had “ended up treating all immigration as an untrammelled good”, with voters reluctant to express their worries for fear of being called racist.

...He said: “Increasingly, politics is no longer built around a traditional left-right axis. It is instead being reimagined around a disruptor-disrupted axis. If governments are not changing the system in favour of working people, then voters will find someone else who does.”

He also notes that the racist peasants are scared of being called racist, which has upset them, and caused them to be somewhat hostile to Labour in general. Labour must right that ship if it wants to keep the mob sullen but pacified.

...The prime minister warned his cabinet that the world would not return to the “settled state” enjoyed in the past and that politicians had been “too confident” that globalisation “held all the answers”.

Starmer said that “nowhere is this more obvious than in changing patterns of immigration” and that what started as “good faith paternalism” had become a sense of looking down on people.

He said: “Pure economic migration was confused with genuine concern for those fleeing persecution. We ended up treating all immigration as an untrammelled good. Somehow, politics ended up being too scared to say what is obvious — that some people are genuine refugees and some aren’t; that people coming here to work can be a positive, but that an island nation needs to control its borders.”

...Starmer said: “At the same time, our voters, our people were telling us over and over that we were wrong. That sense — of an establishment that hasn’t been listening — is deeply felt by working people in Britain.”

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Sir Keir, you simple-minded knuckle-draggers, now feels your pain.

Was it a heartfelt appeal to the overeducated, virtue-signalling socialists populating his cabinet or a transparent performance to bamboozle the public?

Survey says...

IT JUST CONFIRMS WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW YOU THOUGHT OF US

And in that spirit, the very next day, word broke of a British granny in Manchester who was blessed with a visit from the 'Starmtroopers' as they call them, for Facebook posts criticizing local Labour politicians involved in a WhatsApp scandal.

SOMEONE HAS SPOKEN TO US ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS

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'We've had a complaint.'

...At around 1.30pm last Tuesday, while Mrs Jones was looking after her baby grandson at a nearby house, a detective sergeant and another officer knocked at her door and spoke to her husband Lee, 54, via an intercom.

A shocked Mrs Jones rushed home fearing something tragic had happened to a loved one. At 2.15pm she received a phone call from an officer thought to be the same sergeant who knocked on her door and was told the police had received a complaint about her recent social media posts.

Speaking exclusively to the MoS, she said: '[The officer] said, 'We've had a complaint,' and I immediately asked, 'From who?', and he said, 'Well, I can't tell you that'.'

She asked if Cllr Sedgwick or his partner had made the complaint. '[The officer's] exact words were 'Your thought process is correct in that',' said Mrs Jones. 

'I asked the police officer, have I committed any sort of crime. Why did you call at my door? They said, 'Someone has spoken to us about your social media posts.'

'I then said, 'If I don't take your advice and continue doing what I am doing, will I be committing a crime?' He said no. I then asked. 'What will you do about it?' He said, 'There's not a lot we can do, we are just giving you advice'.'

Mrs Jones also asked why they had come to her within 48 hours of a complaint 'yet I know neighbours that try to report car crime and can't even get the police out?' to which the officer is said to have replied: 'I'm not getting into that sort of stuff.'

To the Manchester police, it was just another day on the door stoop, harassing the crap out of citizens and instilling fear...

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...Greater Manchester Police said last night: 'We spoke to the woman for six minutes to advise she was the subject of a complaint of harassment and to answer any questions she may have.

'No further action is necessary as no crime has been committed.

...which PM Starmer's letter just the day before said was a sign 'politics had lost its way.'

Talk about your mixed messages.

Starmer doubled down on them and completely exposed his fear of being trounced by the populist rise of Reform in a speech Sunday night. Completely ignoring the firestorm over the behavior of his 'Starmtroopers' crushing free expression, Starmer launched into the stereotypical progressive rant against any movement that dares to question their diktats or performance.

A DANGEROUS RIGHT-WING POLITICS

The average working Brit is 'dangerous' and 'right-wing' according to the prime minister who supposedly only a day ago admonished his cabinet ministers not to look down their patrician noses at the peasants. 

It's backfiring. 

DANGER GRANNIES

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Starmer has a meeting with Trump coming up shortly, and I have a feeling he may come out of it looking as whupped hound doggy as Zelensky came out of his. 

Starmer is woefully weak and unprepared when he's not safe on his island terrorizing his own people.

...If he thinks that’s going to impress Trump he’d be better not going. It’s a pathetic response to the glaring need to rearm in an increasingly dangerous world.  

And Trump doesn’t do decimal points.

The Prime Minister could well get an ass-chewing like he's never experienced before and not realize it until he takes his first shaky steps out of the White House and tries to sit back in his limo.

Starmer will deserve every disdainful, icy word Trump spares for him, should the president go that route.

I hope Trump crushes the preening fascist like the roach he is and reads him chapter and verse from the Freedom Riot Act.

I realize that's not the Art of Diplomacy - that's just my pugnacious wishful thinking talking. 

The thing is, when a bullying snek like Starmer and an alpha male like Trump collide, well...stranger things have happened.

But it would be hard to get more satisfying.

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