“CSPAN-3 ran it, and I understand at 3:30 they switched to a helicopter crash.”
“Do you believe if we … got out a ouija board, we could potentially raise the specter of Richard Nixon?”
“Clearly, I am not here as a fact witness.”
Wishcasting for Watergate II?
He’s worse than Nixon? Er …
“In Watergate, the system worked.”
“We can’t keep going down this partisan, picky, stupid, dumbass road…”
“I don’t know anything about those facts.”
“I’m bothered by the lack of emerging evidence…”
“I wonder if Clapper is sniffing glue?”
“This is driven by tweets and assertions from people who don’t really know.”
Not what you think.
“It may become the measure by which all future scandals are judged.”
Caesarism, business as usual … or both?
The fallback defense.
“I have to go back 40 years to Watergate when Nixon put out his edited transcripts to the conversations, and he personally went through them and said, ‘Oh, let’s not tell this, let’s not show this.'”
“A nuclear event.”
Two losing arguments.
This should be a hoot
A feel-good tribute on Father’s Day.