Hedging their bets
Such a quaint, but outdated idea
“Because of our customary journalistic rigor, we weren’t fooled…”
Why are all of you horndogs so worked up anyway?
“I should take all this crap to the Capitol Hill Police and have them launch an investigation.”
Out in the open
“Hi, this is Bernie Bernstein…”
To their credit, it’s a fair question
At least it’s fair and balanced…
“I am also encouraged by the number of people, especially young people, who…are expressing themselves in opposition.”
It’s like a security blanket for Kim Jong-un, you see
“There has been no concerted media effort to pressure Democratic politicians to denounce Democratic muscle.”
The doctor is in… the editorial office.
You’re not doing science the right way
Made in America?
Bonus: a new pseudonymous email account is revealed
“We will never stop fighting the violent left on the battlefield of truth.”
Billionaires seeking protection from other billionaires
Except she’s not
Delivered as promised
Why would we possibly want that?
“The government’s price tag would be astonishing.”
“The search for an example of Sanders calling for actual violence was fruitless…”
Stop asking questions
Signs of the times?
This has been going on since January, of course
Oh what a difference a few years make
All dressed up and not going where the press wants
“…the National Security Council offices of the Eisenhower building.”
Better late than never
“Tearing up the golf course felt justified in many ways.”
Fair and biased… er, I mean balanced
Would this require some sort of license or permit?
It’s not like we’re monitoring people’s private lives
The new boss is not like the old boss