“this is what Trump apologists want us to believe…”
“He’s off the hook on this. It’s war.”
That’s not how any of this works
“…needs to provide a better explanation for what he was doing in Farrakhan’s hotel suite in 2016”
There is no magic solution
It’s a trap! (again)
So long, and be sure to write
Think of the places you’ll go
“It would be a tragedy if the report has a minority section…”
Hedging their bets
Such a quaint, but outdated idea
“Because of our customary journalistic rigor, we weren’t fooled…”
Why are all of you horndogs so worked up anyway?
“I should take all this crap to the Capitol Hill Police and have them launch an investigation.”
Out in the open
“Hi, this is Bernie Bernstein…”
To their credit, it’s a fair question
At least it’s fair and balanced…
“I am also encouraged by the number of people, especially young people, who…are expressing themselves in opposition.”
It’s like a security blanket for Kim Jong-un, you see
“There has been no concerted media effort to pressure Democratic politicians to denounce Democratic muscle.”
The doctor is in… the editorial office.
You’re not doing science the right way
Made in America?
Bonus: a new pseudonymous email account is revealed
“We will never stop fighting the violent left on the battlefield of truth.”
Billionaires seeking protection from other billionaires
Except she’s not
Delivered as promised
Why would we possibly want that?
“The government’s price tag would be astonishing.”
“The search for an example of Sanders calling for actual violence was fruitless…”