It’s like a security blanket for Kim Jong-un, you see
“There has been no concerted media effort to pressure Democratic politicians to denounce Democratic muscle.”
The doctor is in… the editorial office.
You’re not doing science the right way
If the government can’t do it…
Made in America?
Bonus: a new pseudonymous email account is revealed
“We will never stop fighting the violent left on the battlefield of truth.”
Billionaires seeking protection from other billionaires
Except she’s not
Delivered as promised
Why would we possibly want that?
“The government’s price tag would be astonishing.”
“The search for an example of Sanders calling for actual violence was fruitless…”
Stop asking questions
Signs of the times?
Shifting in the wind
This has been going on since January, of course
Oh what a difference a few years make
All dressed up and not going where the press wants
“…the National Security Council offices of the Eisenhower building.”
Better late than never
“Tearing up the golf course felt justified in many ways.”
Fair and biased… er, I mean balanced
Would this require some sort of license or permit?
It’s not like we’re monitoring people’s private lives
The new boss is not like the old boss
Not so funny, now
Let the congregation join in
Or we can just keep arguing with no facts in evidence
Not exactly, but there are some cracks in the wall
You pesky people and all your demands…
Respect for the Oval Office is so 2016
A day in the life and you’ve seen it all before
Not that he’s biased or anything, mind you…
The web never forgets
Do as we say, not as our voters do
Leniency is not always the answer
“What choice do I have?”
“I ugly-cried through plenty of it.”
No, but I suppose at least some of the confusion is understandable