“I think she deserves to have people vouch for her other than members of the Democratic National Committee so I’m here to do that.”
“I have had in mind all along trying to get the Donald into third place…”
“But that’s not the end of the inquiry.”
“Your aides said that that’s accurate?”
“You want people who are tranquil of mind and can analyze the issues and come to a conclusion that makes sense…”
What could go wrong?
“Several Pence allies say that he will accept the nomination if it is offered to him.”
“They certainly understand women.”
“I see why you stood out tonight.”
“A straight-up tea-party ticket cannot win.”
“I believe in the First Amendment.”
Am I proud of America? ROFL!