“I wouldn’t dream of fighting a girl”
She’s still a “she” but with an advantage
Hey… why not, right?
And several other sports as well
The “jock tax.” Who knew?
It comes to this.
Commercials are the best part anyway.
A home field advantage in the Super Bowl?
Road to the conference championship is nearly complete
The end is in sight
I can’t get up.
Let’s try this again
A fresh start
Burn it down.
The end of the beginning
The end is near
Take the week off. You deserve it
Entering the home stretch
Good for the goose, but…
Thanks, Hon, it means a lot.
If we all survive the National Anthem we might actually enjoy some football.
Whether we like it or not.
“Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!”
“ESPN is not a political organization.”
Extremely Stupid Sports Network
And it’s probably not what you’re expecting
The proof is in the peddling
Measure the danger
“I love getting calls from communists in Montclair.”
Look at their faces
The only news is the fact that it’s news
Time to muscle up?
Does this make my stadium look bigger?
That’s not how this works…
Not from The Onion
Of course they are