And do it without declaring an emergency
Schumer: Deal will “consign the arbitrary and pointless sequester caps to the ashbin of history.”
All it will co$t i$ money — lot$ of it.
The sequester, the myth, the legend.
“They’re using the American people for their own purposes. This is ridiculous.”
Under the radar.
But are Republicans winning the fiscal war?
“It’s hard to know.”
Downsizing, the wrong way.
Sequester? What sequester?
In brightest day, in blackest night, no accountability shall disturb my sight.
New stand-up material?
Roll, pitch, yaw, repeat.
Chicago Tribune: “Hostages on the tarmac!”
Rabble rabble rabble.
Crass politicization, A-Hoyer!
Shockingly, Gallup finds that people aren’t taking the sequester seriously.
Cross their hearts.
“Pure political posturing on the backs of these dead Marines.”
…but actually, we do.
Bad news for sequels.
Easter Egg Roll is spared.
And let’s undo normal order?
Doing the math.
“Because, like, there’s no doubt cow farts are making the climate change.”
“We aren’t going to go faster…”
Feeling the Bern.