Leave those kids alone
This is why we can’t have nice things
What’s a little felony among friends?
Seems like old times
“Fattah could face a lengthy prison term.”
We’re off to the warden
“What I did was wrong and I regret it.”
When they came for the colander wearers…
Perhaps if we just made it legal… like The Purge
You only wish I was making this stuff up
A new type of rent seeking
Sure, he robbed a bank, but dude… that’s pretty harsh
Housed on the honor block and allowed civilian clothing.
“I regret that my words to express that concept were hurtful and divisive.”
“I’m just not going to fall for that anymore.”
“Who thrives in jail?”
“Look, the last two presidents could conceivably have been put in jail for their drug use.”
“I want to get out with the people.”
“Foreign propaganda”? Yeah, nice try.