Windy City debt clouds build
The goose that laid the golden eggs is cooked
Oh, and he’s demanding fossil fuel divestment, too
That’s not going to happen, buddy.
Unhitching a few cars from the gravy train
More union pension woes
Good lack of work if you can get it
The divestment movement is bankrupt and soon their pensions will be too
You’re going to see more of this
They work hard for the money
Break open the piggy bank
The Chicago way
You win! (at some point in the future)
They never go away
Back to the drawing board
Train to broke-town
Good “work” if you can get it
Wait… that’s a bad thing?
It’s good to be the pension king
As good as it gets.
Hinges on bailout … which may include federal money.
Here we go.
What could go wrong?