Cheers and jeers
“It’s always a threat when you roll out your military.”
Can’t see how this could possibly end in disaster
What could possibly go wrong?
Echoes of Kim Jong-un
“It will, however, involve ‘a heavy air component’…”
Not really the same thing
“I value our tradition of civilian control of the military.”
“The marching orders were: I want a parade like the one in France.”
Dial it back, Mayor
“At this point, I think he is a fake Italian.”
Behold the conquering hero
On again off again
Does he realize people record the things he says?
But he’s still going to march
Not going down with the ship
What’s a few bombings between friends?
Why? Was your parade harboring criminals?
“Shut this thing down”
Because you wouldn’t want a bunch of security at a gay pride event just now, would you?
“Only Colin Kaepernick can mess this up.”
“Prosecutors said Avenatti concealed the fact that Nike agreed to pay the coach…”