“You two wouldn’t know how to write a good story about me if you tried — dream on.”
“… expressly or tacitly authorized, encouraged and/or condoned the tree and vegetation cutting”
How nice for them
Let’s not be silly here, guys
We’re off to the warden
They’ll get to the bottom of this for sure
“Do you want that for your president? I don’t think so.”
The permit process involves you knowing the definitions of other weapons, like kung fu stars.
Will rule for food
Cruz in third place behind Kasich.
She’ll say whatever you like
Welcome mat or door mat?
Hitting the ones you claim to help
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
An unpopular team
Maryland? Really? Yes, really.
“The people I’m fighting for are the people who are working in this restaurant.”
When you’re making an omelet, sometimes you have to crack a few eggs
Cratering among … women?
Don’t worry, Bernie. We have some extra candles
April showers bring Bernie’s super powers.
Have you checked Google?
Public sidewalks for me, not for thee.
Sound and fury, signifying nothing