Because everything is racist, okay?
For many reasons
Is it really all that crazy? Probably, but let’s game this out
Hey, it’s worth a shot (pardon the pun)
Now with “floral bouquet.”
If only someone could have seen this coming…
Too little, too late
Incredible disappearing act
Gonna be a hard pass on that one too, sorry (not sorry)
The nanny state approves
Things are really looking up
Welcome to New York
Heckuvajob there, guys
They all lived happily ever after?
And probably making it worse
Three guesses and the first two don’t count
The pettiness is strong in this one
Of consent and personal responsibility
What could possibly go wrong?
Against the wishes of the voters
Oh, they’re really going there
Democrats trying to “lock up” the vote
Good luck with that
We’ll get right on that, Andy
At least until the next appeal
Because New York
Start playing the exit music
War of the words
Still needs a review
Half the power, triple the cost
Too moderate for his ow good?
And by a county clerk, no less
Good for the goose, etc.
Feast and famine, all at the same time
More insanity from New York
Because of course they would
Once again, rash and unreasonable
Who could possibly have predicted this?
An investigation in search of a crime
A pleasant, if unrealistic thought
Preparing for the worst