The red-carpet treatment … of sorts.
Careful what you wish for.
The hardest word
“Who would believe me?”
“…what is the news today of that?”
“Disrespecting the office of the President”?
You’re not imagining things.
“There is no such thing as killing someone humanely.”
Come on, man.
God and man in the nanny state.
“You’re no match for a Mama Grizzly.”
“At such a young age, Wise has the lifestyle of an adult.”
“When you’re looking up in the sky at the start, we see you there and it just looks like you’re talking to somebody.”
“I don’t need to get fired three times — I get the hint.”
“You’re killing the working man.”
“How is this helping the average American that’s working 40 to 50 hours per week?”
If it quacks like a lame duck …
The mighty middle?
“I don’t think it’s surprising that the people who work for the government … blame Republicans for the things that are bad in this country.”
Layers and layers of fact-checking.