All hands on deck.
Messages and messengers.
Phase One is complete, muah ha ha ha ha ha.
A reversal of fortune.
Plus, new Obama ad: “Stick with this guy. He will move us forward.”
Yes, I suppose you could say that.
“Jesus didn’t limit his ministry to the four walls of the church…”
But don’t worry, it’s for green jobs!
Reaping what we sow.
She got slimed.
Right. So why is it?
Money for nothing
As if we didn’t already dislike who’s running the country.
“What are we, just a bunch of numbskulls?”
Meanwhile, Michelle thinks it’s “practical” to put herself first.
More Michelle Obama extravagance.
Nineteen years ago today.
The battle of the bulge.
“And if you help me prove it, I’ll split the royalties with you.”
“It is very safe to assume that there will be more White House beer in the future.”
Exercise in executive discretion.
What could possibly go… oh, never mind.
Ryan: “The Senate should keep its focus on repeal and replace of Obamacare.”
“If we disobey this, what else are we going to disobey?”