But does she do windows?
“President Trump has been incredibly clear about the sequencing.”
We don’t do open borders, guys.
Wut.
Provocation or failure?
Even Nicholas Cage couldn’t save her.
Soon.
Nobody wants it, but we’re going to be ready anyway
Debunked.
Never mind.
A few possible explanations, not that it will ease the pain
“I’m going to kill you.”
Feed a cold, starve a fevered dictator?
“Pyongyang should avoid making mistakes at this time.”
“Kinetic options”?
“This is their new home now…”
Messages.
“In that sense, the Obama policy hasn’t worked …”
“…the highest since the triple core meltdown in March 2011”
Mergers.
“Coastal residents in Japan were ordered to flee to higher ground…”
Abe meeting next up.
Déjà vu.
Negating missile-defense systems?
Genius.
“we certainly would urge North Korea to refrain from doing that sort of thing.”
War.
Whole lotta shakin’ going on
Thursday’s quake killed nine, injured 800.
Bluff?
Heck of a day at sea, Captain
It’s a gas, man