“If there was a lynch mob or posse, Mr. Bryan was unaware of it.”
Wasn’t this story supposed to be over?
“Judge Steven Howell accepted the parties’ request to postpone arraignment…”
“…gun possession is not illegal if the possession was for only ‘a momentary or transitory period'”
“Our bodies will get buried in that courtroom, if you ask me.”
One for the road
“Court papers later revealed that Clanton struck at least seven people in the head, according to authorities.”
She’s not sorry. At least… not yet
You do know that’s a felony, right?
“Boucher had previously been charged with a misdemeanor in a county court and had pleaded not guilty.”
Lock! Her! Up!
“…a matter that most people would regard as trivial.”
Dancing on the head of a pin
No, but we may be picking the wrong case to argue
I know why the soon to be caged bird sings
“[T]hose eight seconds do not accurately represent their response.”
Knock us over with a feather
“My own bondsman said, ‘My parents would have been in jail every day.'”
“Around us were horrific beatings. Everywhere we heard blows, shouts, and screams.”
What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?